Is this imaginary creation actually Pittsburgh’s perfect candy bar?

When you walk into Giant Eagle, you already know what’s stocked in the candy aisle: Twix! Snickers! Three Musketeers! And while these classic chocolate bars can hit the spot, what if you’re craving something a little more … Pittsburgh?

Trust us, you’re not alone in this desire. In fact, we came up with our own recipe, and might have added a little extra local flavor. We can dream, can’t we?

And don’t worry — we’ll let you know when Sarris does a spinoff. 🍫

P.S. Speaking of the cookie table, we dug into tradition’s history, mystery, and etiquette for this delicious tale.