DJ Gallo is the founder, editor and writer of the sports humor site SportsPickle.com. He has also written for, contributed to, or appeared on ESPN.com, Saturday Night Live, The Onion, Comedy Central, Funny Or Die, SportsCenter, The Guardian, CBS Local, USA Today, AOL, ESPN The Magazine and The Cauldron.
Fake Steelers news, phony Pirates aces, former Penguins dads, Little League Baseball & hot dogs in the Cup
Phil Kessel taking the greatest photo in sports history will top these Power Rankings forever.
Martavis Bryant is back. But James Conner and Le’Veon Bell are not. Still, there are some reasons to watch.
There are 55 games left in the Bucs’ season, but, come on. It’s over.
In Arnie’s hometown, Dan Rooney’s franchise tries to build a team to beat Brady.
Put on some sunscreen to protect yourselves from this week’s takes.
Starling Marte. Andrew McCutchen. Phil Kessel. Mark Recchi. Wait…
Also…the Pirates. They’re all we’ve got for a while.
Who says nice guys finish last?
Get excited. The Stanley Cup run is being replaced by Buccos Baseball!
This era of Pittsburgh success is amazing, but it won’t last forever.
Is the Crosby-Malkin era the best in Pittsburgh history, or was the Lemieux-Jagr?
Everyone has opinions on how the Pens can win the Stanley Cup. DJ Gallo is here to sift through the dumb ones.
Look, don’t actually do this. But if you do this, here’s what you should throw.
Nashville is great at home. Also, the catfish thing won’t die.
Legacies are on the line at the Paint Can tonight.
Fleury or Murray. Rock, paper, scissors. Home ice advantage, the Pirates and a boring guy who looks like a pirate.
NHL gives out three stars every game. After the Pens beat the Caps, we’re giving out 30.
Crosby joins Marc-Andre Fleury, Ivan Nova James Conner and…T.J. Oshie’s high stick that wasn’t.
Every draft grade is ‘Incomplete’ until at least the 2017 NFL season starts.
It’s draft night. Here’s a list about the Steelers. Go Pens.