DJ Gallo is the founder, editor and writer of the sports humor site SportsPickle.com. He has also written for, contributed to, or appeared on ESPN.com, Saturday Night Live, The Onion, Comedy Central, Funny Or Die, SportsCenter, The Guardian, CBS Local, USA Today, AOL, ESPN The Magazine and The Cauldron.
Who says nice guys finish last?
Get excited. The Stanley Cup run is being replaced by Buccos Baseball!
This era of Pittsburgh success is amazing, but it won’t last forever.
Is the Crosby-Malkin era the best in Pittsburgh history, or was the Lemieux-Jagr?
Everyone has opinions on how the Pens can win the Stanley Cup. DJ Gallo is here to sift through the dumb ones.
Look, don’t actually do this. But if you do this, here’s what you should throw.
Nashville is great at home. Also, the catfish thing won’t die.
Legacies are on the line at the Paint Can tonight.
Fleury or Murray. Rock, paper, scissors. Home ice advantage, the Pirates and a boring guy who looks like a pirate.
NHL gives out three stars every game. After the Pens beat the Caps, we’re giving out 30.
Crosby joins Marc-Andre Fleury, Ivan Nova James Conner and…T.J. Oshie’s high stick that wasn’t.
Every draft grade is ‘Incomplete’ until at least the 2017 NFL season starts.
It’s draft night. Here’s a list about the Steelers. Go Pens.
A tattoo of Phil Kessel riding a hot dog will never not be No. 1.
Pens drew first blood in victory over Columbus. Let’s celebrate human frailty together.
Kris Letang’s neck, Nick Bonino’s shirt, Jameson Taillon’s arm, beating Penn St. and marathons: Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings
Nobody panic. Except everybody panic.
DJ Gallo’s weekly spin around all things Pittsburgh sports offers some really bad options for the Mount Washington sign.
Mario Lemieux, Heather Lyke, Gregory Polanco, Crosby’s goal and … twerking: Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings
We didn’t make Crosby’s goal all 10. We thought about it, though.
Pitt helps your NCAA bracket, Le’Veon Bell’s prom, The Golden Rule: Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings
The Flyers are still dumb. Jim Leyland is still awesome. Here are this week’s Power Rankings.
Crosby’s drought, Bucs’ spring success, Stallings’ impact and…Pens tanking: Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings
No, the Steelers aren’t signing Darrelle Revis or Brandon Marshall. Maybe they’ll draft Nathan Peterman.