Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and maybe you’re thinking about what to get your sweetheart.
Well, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but …
💐 Flowers? They die.
🍫 Candy? It expires.
💎 Jewelry? It tarnishes.
🖋 Handwritten cards? Dogs eat ‘em.
💍 Engagement rings? Well, those could be dramatically chucked into the Mon.
But you know what never goes out of style?
💌 Sharing your love in our digital newsletter.
Yes, this is truly the 2020 way to show your affection. What better way to proclaim your love than in front of all of Pittsburgh (well, 14,000 Pittsburghers)? Each Valentine’s ad costs $25/message, so it’s a little cheaper than jewelry, too. 😂
Channel your inner Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks in “You’ve Got Mail” and type a sweet note to your Valentine, Galentine, Palentine, etc. We’ll share ‘em in an extra special Incline newsletter on Feb. 14.
Here are some examples I wrote to get you in the ~*~MoOd*~*
❤️ My dear husband, you’re sweeter than Turner’s Tea, hotter than a slice from Aiello’s, and you make my heart soar to heights higher than Mt. Washington. Love you xoxo — Rossilynne
💛 Dear Rose J., Roses are red, violets are blue, with cookies you keep me fed, CSC friends are always true. Let’s make Galentine’s a national holiday. — Ros
😻 Cleocatra, Thank you for “hunting” your toys and leaving them in my shoes, for sitting on my keyboard to remind me to stop working, and for living up to your name, you absolute diva. I think you’re purrfect. — Meowmy (Did I write a Valentine for my cat? You betcha).
See?! You can totally do that. Let’s have some fun and get a little weird. It’s like old-school classified ads but for the 21st Century. Submit your love note here.
Be sure to submit yours by noon on Thursday, Feb. 13, so cupid (that’s us 😂) can get your note ready to go.
Fine print: Yeah, we’re getting weird, but let’s keep it a PG-13 amount of weird. Questions? Email hello@theincline.com.